Patong?

Pa-where-the-fuck-am-I-and-where-is fucking-Joey is more like it.


But lets start at the beginning, shall we? No. Let's start right goddamn here, because here is NOT on the side of a road surrounded by ladyboys (finally), here is NOT a tuk-tuk ride where I am taller than the tuk-tuk, and here is definitely NOT the loneliness of my AC oasis of a room in Phuket City.


Here is my new friend Joey's abode, and although I had my first real misadventure (Blog: validated) getting here, I am happy happy happy.


Okay for the first time too drunk too finish. Joey got me home safely, minus all the Ladyboys he exposed me to. Menace to society. Obv.


JOEY SERXNER, PUBLIC ENEMY #1.

catch y'all on the flipside